This page has no real pertinant reason for being posted other than the fact that I wanted to explaine what happened surrounding the alledged incident involving some hair clippers, a bungie cord and the fork lift. It never happened. Honest. It was a simple misunderstanding. A type-o in the police report was due to water condensation in the back seat of the '57 Plymouth found at the bottom of Billy Smith's back yard swimming pool. Nobody was hurt thankfully. Loretta Plumb eventually moved and took a job as a paraleagle at a law firm in Houston, Texas. Ms. Plumb burried her cell phone with her ex-husband, Frank. Can you hear me now? Click on the rat to continue . . .