The Trailer Heathen's History: Where Monty's Hand of Fate Got Way Out of Hand.
At a trailer park somewhere in Texas, a class five tornado took out almost all units. All but lot seven. Of all the units at the Itchin' for Hitchin' Trailer Park, the only trailer left standing was the trailer where Monty Heathen's science experiment was taking place. It seems that all of the Contrapunctual Mixolydian Particles floating in the air at the time the twister was roaring down Burma Road, created a post-pentatonic force-field, suspending all effected multi-unified quarks contained therein the specified perameter, canceling out the deadly force within tornado. Heck, Monty just wanted to make his pet rat float. The Trailer Heathens had survived the deadliest tornado to come down the pike. A new chapter in Trailer Park History had been written. And so it goes.

Monty
Named after his mother's favorite talk show host, this fourteen year old genius/computer nerd with his floating rat, never get quality family time. Monty is forever in the process of rescuing his parents from themselves with memory chips, circuit boards and common sense. Monty styles himself after his heros, Joe DiMaggio, Hunter S. Thompson and Carl Sagan. Monty is forever fantasizing saving a beautiful damsel, rather than his next of kin, from brut-force reality. Tough love.
Edwin
The wanton leader of the Heathens, also known as "Pops" or "Dammit", Edwin inherited the trailer from his in-laws after they died in an earthquake at Mammoth Mountain where their bodies were swallowed in a crevace and spitooned 500 feet into searing volcanic steam thus began the trundle in which his tourcherous life line evolves. Claims to have been abducted by aliens. Right.
Eunice
Forged along by her desire to somehow make it to the cover of a national gossip rag, Eunice convinces herself life is really worth living. Her pancake makeup will never reveal her deepest, darkest secrets that with a little luck, will be unleashed to the world in a cover story or a special edition of her favorite talk show host: Montel Williams. She still hasn't a clue of the most deepest and darkest of them all - a twin sister hooking in Kentucky. Won't that be a hoot.
The Trailer
This is where the "action" is. The mood swings the Trailer's new-found spirit displays is not something you could easily anticipate. It could be depending on the number of cleanings the trailer receives in a month, (zero), factor into the moans and growns one could hear while standing inside "the old tin shack". No, that's not Eunice. It also takes credit for the temperature fluxuations that keeps the Heathen's stress levels high on the hog. Having it's own agenda, the Trailer has had just about enough punishment from the likes of Edwin and threatens to collapse into a bi-dimensional portal as soon as justice is served. Cold.
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